Sunday, 18 July 2010

Annoying Orange:

Orange: Hey apple! Apple! Hey, hey Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey apple! Hey apple! Apple! Hey, apple!
Apple: What, what, what is it?
Orange: Orange you glad I didnt say Apple again? Hahahahahaha!
Apple: Yeah. That joke was funny the last 400 times you said it
Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple: What?!
Orange: You look fruity! Hahahahaha!
Apple: Pfff.. yeah~ that was hilarious.
Orange: Hey! Hey apple!
Apple: WHAT?!?!
Orange: Can you do 10 pushups in 10 seconds?
Apple: What kind of question is that? I dont even have arms. How am i gonna do one pushup?
Orange: Hey!
Apple: What?
Orange: Hey Apple?
Apple: What?!?!
Orange: Can you do this? *makes blabbering noise with tongue*
Apple: No!
Orange: *continues with noise* Try it!
Apple: No! Stop it!
(orange continues with noise)
Apple: Okay you've made your point! Stop It!
(orange blows raspberries)
Apple: Would you PLEASE be quiet!
(orange peers at apple)
Apple: For crying out loud? Would you stop your yammering for longer than 3 SECONDS! I can even hear myself think! Ugh! (pants angrily)
Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple: What?!
Orange: Knife!
Apple: Huh??
(knife cuts through Apple)
Apple: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Orange: Eww.. Oh... hey I warned you... ow... that looks like it hurts.
(apple continues screaming)
Orange: I warned him! Humhh... Hey pear!
Pear: Oh GOD!!! (not him!)

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